apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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