Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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