i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
there is glitter all over my balls
Congratulations! We have a period
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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