i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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