I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
The power of my boobs compel you
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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