It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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