are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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