is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think I died a long time ago.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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