she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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