but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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