Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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