So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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