dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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