If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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