she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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