i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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