The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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