if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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