And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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