I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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