so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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