So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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