Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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