Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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