is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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