Sry I called you an 8
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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