Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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