we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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