But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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