i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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