do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I need to calm my uterus...
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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