We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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