glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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