doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Congratulations! We have a period
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