Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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