He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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