i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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