You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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