remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
