We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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