Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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