He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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