what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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