that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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