Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
The air taste purple.
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