Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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