And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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