somebody snuck up and got me drunk
id be glad to
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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