I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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