My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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