He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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