wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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